Will / Did

Sunday, November 1, 2026

63,673,346 USD in trading volume across this poem's underlying markets.

  1. $10
    Will Bitcoin transaction fees hit three percent of miner revenue on any day in November?
  2. $20.6M
    Hyperliquid did not dip to fifty-six dollars in October.
  3. $591.9K
    Elon Musk did not post two hundred eighty to two hundred ninety-nine tweets from October twenty-seventh to November third, twenty twenty-six.
  4. $877
    Lula did not announce the nomination of an individual for Minister of the Supreme Federal Court of Brazil by October thirty-first.
  5. $79.1K
    Claude did not go down fourteen (or more) times in October.
  6. $2.2M
    Will the highest temperature in Amsterdam be twelve degrees on November third?
  7. $1.1M
    Kanye West did not perform in Russia by October thirty-first.
  8. $564.6K
    France did not declare state of emergency by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  9. $207.3K
    The next Google Gemini Pro model did not get released by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  10. $92.0K
    Russia did not capture all of Kostyantynivka by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  11. $100.3K
    France did not declare state of siege (martial law) by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  12. $181.0K
    OpenAI did not launch a new consumer hardware product by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  13. $31.8K
    Russia did not capture the Royal Café Alex in Kostyantynivka by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  14. $15.8K
    SpaceX Starship Flight Test fifteen did not launch by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  15. $579.6K
    TownSquare did not launch a token by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  16. $38.4K
    Did Talarico and Paxton debate live by October thirty-first? No.
  17. $9.1K
    Grok Bot did not end up available on the free plan by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  18. $597
    Gemini Carbon did not get released on or prior to October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  19. $280.5K
    Was there no next Fable model (five point two (or more)) release by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six? Yes.
  20. $6.0K
    Grok five did not get released by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  21. $9.5K
    At least four thousand nine hundred measles cases in the U.S. did not happen by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  22. $4.1K
    Xi did not meet with Lee Jae-Myung by October thirty-first.
  23. $2.7K
    The chopsticks did not catch SpaceX Starship by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  24. $6.3K
    Trump did not meet with Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  25. $264.2K
    Russia did not enter Havrylivka by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  26. $1.6K
    The next Gemini Flash-Lite model (three point six (or more)) did not get released on or prior to October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  27. $685
    Trump did not say "Dancing in the Street" in October.
  28. $3.7K
    Anthropic did not report another AI sandbox escape by October thirty-first.
  29. $62.7K
    Elon Musk's net worth did not end up at least one point two trillion dollars on October thirty-first.
  30. $7.8K
    The peak wind gust in Wellington did not end up eighty-six to ninety-five km/h in October.
  31. $100.0K
    Anthropic's initial public offering did not occur in October twenty twenty-six (ET).
  32. $16.9K
    SCOTUS did not accept sports event contract case by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  33. $48.3K
    The USS Theodore Roosevelt did not arrive in CENTCOM by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  34. $3.5K
    Hung Cao did not get confirmed as Secretary of the Navy by October thirty-first.
  35. $5.7K
    Serbia did not call its presidential election by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  36. $4.0K
    OpenAI or Anthropic did not announce recursive self-improvement by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  37. $1.6K
    The House did not pass a reconciliation bill by October thirty-first.
  38. $3.2K
    Muse did not end up available on Meta glasses by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  39. $1.2K
    The EU did not lift its ban on Russian diesel imports by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  40. $1.2K
    Mamdani did not visit the White House by October thirty-first.
  41. $32.3K
    Ukraine did not sign peace deal with Russia by October thirty-first.
  42. $255.3K
    The Iranian regime did not fall by October thirty-first.
  43. $1.7K
    The next UK parliament by-election did not get called by October thirty-first.
  44. $1.6M
    The US did not confirm that aliens exist by October thirty-first.
  45. $1.6M
    Lauren Boebert did not resign by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  46. $7.0M
    US did not announce end of Iranian blockade by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  47. $11.6K
    Holtec Nuclear's market cap did not end up less than nine billion dollars at market close on IPO day.
  48. $18.4K
    Did Holtec Nuclear not IPO before November twenty twenty-six? Yes.
  49. $7.0K
    Heidi Overton did not get confirmed as FDA Commissioner by October thirty-first.
  50. $271.4K
    Russia did not announce a new forced mobilization by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  51. $20.5K
    Microsoft did not announce a training pause by October thirty-first.
  52. $96.6K
    Were Farsi, Hengam, Hormuz or Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six? No.
  53. $5.0K
    US did not announce withdrawal from Al Udeid Air Base by October thirty-first.
  54. $1.9M
    Was Greater Tunb Island no longer under Iranian control by October thirty-first? No.
  55. $4.1K
    Ledger did not announce compensation or reimbursement for affected users by October thirty-first.
  56. $13.3K
    Jack Doherty did not post again on X by October thirty-first.
  57. $7.6K
    Iran did not release a Trump voicemail about the Strait of Hormuz by October thirty-first.
  58. $7.7K
    Trump did not issue an AI Safety Executive Order by October thirty-first.
  59. $38.4K
    Did Iran sabotage undersea internet cables by October thirty-first? No.
  60. $297.8K
    Iran did not agree to surrender enriched uranium stockpile by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  61. $37.0K
    A new country did not join the Abraham Accords by October thirty-first.
  62. $3.9K
    Iran did not agree to end enrichment of uranium by October thirty-first.
  63. $105.3K
    IAEA did not visit Isfahan, Fordow, or Natanz nuclear site by October thirty-first.
  64. $1.4K
    Trump did not try to fire Powell as Fed Board Member by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  65. $542.2K
    Bitcoin did reach seventy-eight thousand dollars October twenty-sixth to November first.
  66. $318
    Humzh's subathon did not end by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  67. $25.6K
    No aircraft did land or take off at Kyiv Boryspil Airport by October thirty-first.
  68. $5.9K
    SpaceX did not have exactly sixteen launches in October twenty twenty-six.
  69. $40.7K
    October did not end up the best month for Bitcoin in twenty twenty-six.
  70. $16.0K
    Jack Doherty did not get sentenced to less than two years in prison.
  71. $16.5K
    Was Jack Doherty sentenced to no prison time? Yes.
  72. $679.9K
    Popular Nasserist Organization did not win the most seats in the twenty twenty-six Lebanese parliamentary election.
  73. $289.9K
    The US did not announce a diesel export ban by October thirty-first.
  74. $35.2K
    GitHub's longest critical incident in October twenty twenty-six did not end up between six and twelve hours.
  75. $8.4K
    Rubio did not flip Vance for GOP nomination by October thirty-first.
  76. $295.6K
    Kennedy Center demolition did not get announced by October thirty-first.
  77. $4.4K
    Valve did not add sticker trade-ups before November.
  78. $1.3K
    Jacob Coxon did not publicly testify before congress by October thirty-first.
  79. $12.4K
    Israeli airspace closed did not end up between October fifteenth and October thirty-first.
  80. $9.8K
    Iran did target an Arab country by November fifteenth, twenty twenty-six.
  81. $20.0K
    The U.S. did not lift CAATSA sanctions on Turkey by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  82. $7.0K
    Clavicular did not charge dropped by October thirty-first.
  83. $475
    The Israeli election did not end in a bloc seat tie.
  84. $5.2K
    Trump did not praise Allah again by October thirty-first.
  85. $59.8K
    Donald Trump did not publicly insult Xi Jinping by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  86. $4.4K
    Vance did not peak at Category one or weaker.
  87. $68.4K
    Vance did not peak at Category five.
  88. $5.9K
    Did Riyadh airport reopen (fifty (or more) departures) by October thirty-first? No.
  89. $2.6K
    Courts did not block Mamdani's grocery stores by October thirty-first.
  90. $13.7K
    It did not snow in Minneapolis, MN by October thirty-first.
  91. $18.6K
    Iran did not invade Kuwait by October thirty-first.
  92. $606
    Trump Admin held in contempt did not end up over press ban by October thirty-first.
  93. $1.4K
    The White House did not call a full lid by six thirty in the evening on October thirty-first.
  94. $3.2K
    JPMorgan (JPM) did not close at USD one trillion (or more) market cap by October thirty-first.
  95. $114.8K
    Trump did not meet with Sam Altman by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  96. $34.1K
    Situational Awareness did not raise new capital by October thirty-first.
  97. $721.9K
    Iran did not charge Hormuz fees by October thirty-first.
  98. $10.8K
    Israeli forces did not withdraw from beyond the Litani River by October thirty-first.
  99. $8.5K
    The IEA did not ask Germany to release oil stocks by October thirty-first.
  100. $6.9K
    "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare four" did have a Metascore of at least eighty.
  101. $370.2K
    Yashar did not win twenty-two to twenty-three seats in the twenty twenty-six Knesset elections.
  102. $52.7K
    Twenty to twenty-four ships did transit the Strait of Hormuz between October nineteenth to October twenty-fifth.
  103. $19.1K
    Bitcoin did not end up above seventy-nine thousand two hundred on November first, eight in the morning, Eastern time.
  104. $486
    Together did not win the Israeli legislative election.
  105. $4.5M
    Israel x Iran ceasefire did continue through October thirty-first.
  106. $5.4K
    Will the US national average gas price be less than four point one five dollars on November second?
  107. $10.3K
    Will Moonshot be the second-best Chinese AI company at the end of January twenty twenty-seven?
  108. $5.6K
    Will US gas hit a high of four point two eight dollars the week of November second?
  109. $360
    Yashar did not win the Israeli legislative election by three percent (or more).
  110. $744
    The Ornn H two hundred Index did hit a low of five and a half dollars by December thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  111. $542
    Ed Ruscha's "Cities Across the Globe" did not sell for at least seven hundred thousand dollars at auction.
  112. $2.4K
    Alma Thomas's "Red Mums Display" did not sell for at least nine hundred thousand dollars at auction.
  113. $72.3K
    Taylor Swift's monthly listeners figure did not hit one hundred seven million by October thirty-first.
  114. $2.2M
    Will the price of Ethereum be above two thousand two hundred dollars on November eighth?
  115. $920
    Eli Lilly (LLY) did beat quarterly earnings.
  116. $268.4K
    Ethereum did go up, on November first.
  117. $338
    Bitcoin dominance did not end up between sixty-one percent and sixty-two percent on October thirtieth.
  118. $89
    Bitcoin dominance did not end up greater than sixty-two percent on October thirtieth.
  119. $42.3K
    Exactly two ChatGPT outages did not happen in October twenty twenty-six.
  120. $11.6K
    Logan Paul did not pull a Reverse Holographic Snorlax.
  121. $76.7K
    MrBeast's next video did not get at least sixty million views on day one.
  122. $3.5K
    The Netanyahu bloc did not win the Israeli election by one to two seats.
  123. $12.9K
    Houthi military action against Israel did not happen by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  124. $24.9K
    Together did not win less than seven percent of the vote in the twenty twenty-six Knesset elections.
  125. $260
    Will Apple say "Formula one / F one" during earnings call?
  126. $1.1K
    Will Apple say "Tariff" during earnings call?
  127. $128
    Will the earnings call not air?
  128. $720
    Will Trump say "God" this week?
  129. $75
    Will Taylor Swift's daily YouTube view count hit fourteen and a half million in November?
  130. $1.7K
    It did rain in San Francisco, CA on October thirty-first.
  131. $3.3K
    The biggest earthquake on October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six did not end up five point seven to five point eight.
  132. $297.7K
    Was one win FDV above seventy million dollars one day after launch? No.
  133. $191
    Zcash did not end up the best performing coin the week of October twenty-sixth.
  134. $11.6M
    XRP did go down, November first, seven in the evening-seven fifteen in the evening, Eastern time.
  135. $12.4K
    Trump did say "Illinois" during his Midterm Rally in Iowa.
  136. $1.0K
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and a Democrat not win the twenty twenty-eight presidential election?
  137. $238
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and the US enter a recession by the end of twenty twenty-seven?
  138. $29
    Will the Democrats sweep the House and Senate and Israel and Hamas not agree to ceasefire Phase II by the end of twenty twenty-seven?
  139. $581
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and US gas not hit three and a half dollars by the end of twenty twenty-six?
  140. $7.0K
    Trump did say "Greenland" in November.
  141. $25
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and the US government not take a stake in OpenAI or Anthropic by the end of twenty twenty-seven?
  142. $57
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and no Chinese company have the number one AI model by the end of twenty twenty-seven?
  143. $230
    Will the Democrats fail to sweep the House and Senate and the US-Iran ceasefire hold through twenty twenty-seven?
  144. $1.4K
    Gold (XAUUSD) did hit a high of three thousand nine hundred dollars in the week of November second, twenty twenty-six.
  145. $26.1K
    Trump did not say "Electricity" or "Chip" during his Midterm Rally in Iowa.
  146. $1.1K
    Four (or more) Codex weekly usage limit resets did happen in the week of October twenty-sixth.
  147. $66.8K
    UKMTO did not publish sixteen (or more) notices between October twenty-sixth to November first.
  148. $149.6K
    USD did not end up between two point three million and two point four million Iranian rials on October thirty-first.
  149. $1.4K
    St. Louis, MO did not face tornado risk on November first.
  150. $228.3K
    Hong Kong did not have two hundred ten mm (or more) of precipitation in October.