Will / Did

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

32,378,471 USD in trading volume across this poem's underlying markets.

  1. $772
    "Midterm" did end up in the headlines this week.
  2. $399
    Trump did post "China" on Truth Social this week.
  3. $2.3M
    The highest temperature in Miami did not end up between eighty and eighty-one degrees on October twelfth.
  4. $7.4K
    Russia did target Kyiv on October thirteenth, twenty twenty-six.
  5. $9.7K
    Microstrategy did announce a Bitcoin purchase October sixth to twelfth.
  6. $36.1K
    Putin did not hold a bilateral meeting with Ilham Aliyev in Turkmenistan.
  7. $365
    Fomo fees did hit seventy-five million dollars in twenty twenty-six.
  8. $36.3K
    Less than (or equal to) six earthquakes of five and a half or above magnitude worldwide did not happen.
  9. $530
    Was there no Codex weekly usage limit reset in the week of October twelfth? No.
  10. $366
    OpenAI did not announce that it has resumed training on October twelfth, twenty twenty-six.
  11. $1.6K
    The next Fable model (five point two (or more)) did not get released on October twelfth, twenty twenty-six.
  12. $12.2K
    Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) Q three Innovative Medicine revenue did not end up above sixteen point eight billion dollars.
  13. $7.5K
    Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) did not beat quarterly earnings.
  14. $13.3K
    Wells Fargo (WFC) Q three provision for credit losses did not end up above one point one billion dollars.
  15. $49.7K
    Wells Fargo (WFC) did not beat quarterly earnings.
  16. $6.3K
    JP Morgan (JPM) Q three investment banking fees did not end up above three and a half billion dollars.
  17. $4.5K
    GitHub's longest critical incident in October twenty twenty-six did not end up less than one hour.
  18. $437
    MicroStrategy did not announce greater than one thousand BTC purchase October sixth to twelfth.
  19. $284
    Microstrategy did not announce selling any Bitcoin October sixth to twelfth.
  20. $675
    The earnings call did air.
  21. $7.2K
    Domino's did say "DoorDash" during earnings call.
  22. $3.8K
    JPMorgan did say "Quarter" fifteen (or more) times during earnings call.
  23. $414
    Did no press briefing air by October thirty-first? No.
  24. $6.8K
    Zacharia did say "America First" during the next White House Press Briefing.
  25. $53.6K
    Apple (AAPL) did hit a high of three hundred forty-eight dollars in the week of October twelfth, twenty twenty-six.
  26. $263.8K
    HYPE did go down, on October thirteenth.
  27. $1.8M
    The price of XRP did not end up between one point six dollars and one point seven dollars on October thirteenth.
  28. $1.1K
    Will SK hynix (SKHY) hit a low of one hundred fifty-three dollars in the week of October twelfth, twenty twenty-six?
  29. $7.8K
    SI.gov did launch by October thirty-first.
  30. $8.3K
    Trump did speak to Mohammed bin Salman by October thirty-first.
  31. $16.2K
    MrBeast Gaming's next video did not get forty-four and a half million (or more) views on day three.
  32. $2.8M
    Khamenei did not post forty-five to forty-nine posts from October sixth to October thirteenth, twenty twenty-six.
  33. $4.8K
    AI.gov did get renamed to SI.gov by October thirty-first.
  34. $79.9K
    FTSE one hundred (UKX) did go down, on October thirteenth.
  35. $85.8K
    Gemini Argon did not get released on October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  36. $9.0K
    Was there no Gemini Argon release by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six? No.
  37. $285.4K
    Meta Platforms, Inc. (META) did hit a high of seven hundred sixty dollars in October.
  38. $620
    Did no Rogan episode air? No.
  39. $180
    "Hundred" or "Thousand" or "Million" did get said ten (or more) times during the first Joe Rogan Experience of the week of October twelfth.
  40. $3.0K
    Databricks' valuation did hit a high of one hundred ninety-five billion dollars by October thirty-first.
  41. $5.1K
    "Elon" or "Musk" did not get said during the first Joe Rogan Experience of the week of October twelfth.
  42. $473.6K
    Ethereum did dip to two thousand five hundred dollars October twelfth to eighteenth.
  43. $759
    The biggest earthquake on October twelfth, twenty twenty-six did not end up under five point three.
  44. $7.8K
    It did not rain in Dallas, TX on October twelfth.
  45. $9.2K
    S&P five hundred (SPY) did close above seven hundred fifty-five dollars on October thirteenth.
  46. $603.0K
    Meta (META) did close above seven hundred forty dollars on October thirteenth.
  47. $65.6K
    Jane Poole-Wilson did not end up the next Chief Minister of the Isle of Man.
  48. $64.0K
    "East of Eden: Limited Series" did not end up the top global Netflix show this week.
  49. $9.3K
    The number one global Netflix movie did not have between sixteen and twenty million views this week.
  50. $33.4K
    Argentina's monthly inflation in September twenty twenty-six did end up between one point nine percent and two point one percent.
  51. $1.0K
    Argentina's monthly inflation in September twenty twenty-six did not end up less than (or equal to) zero point nine percent.
  52. $100
    SK hynix (SKHY) did hit a low of one hundred fifty-six dollars in October.
  53. $2.5K
    The White House did call a full lid by six thirty in the evening on October eleventh.
  54. $1.6K
    Donald Trump did publicly insult someone on October thirteenth, twenty twenty-six.
  55. $11.2K
    Elon Musk did not post five hundred twenty to five hundred thirty-nine tweets in October twenty twenty-six.
  56. $20.8K
    WTI Crude Oil (WTI) did close above ninety dollars on October thirteenth.
  57. $1.6K
    Donald Trump did visit Alaska before the midterms.
  58. $51.6K
    Bitcoin did not end up above eighty-three thousand eight hundred on October thirteenth, ten in the evening, Eastern time.
  59. $603
    Trump's Midterm Rally in Alaska did air.
  60. $1.5K
    Trump did say "Newborn" in October.
  61. $2.3K
    Tampa, FL did not face tornado risk on October thirteenth.
  62. $23.0M
    Bitcoin did go down, October thirteenth, eleven oh five in the evening-eleven ten in the evening, Eastern time.
  63. $12.0K
    Trump did pardon someone by October thirty-first.
  64. $44.0K
    China's CPI did not increase by less than (or equal to) zero point four percent over the twelve month period ending in September twenty twenty-six.
  65. $28.9K
    Trump did not say "Hormuz" during his Midterm Rally in Alaska.
  66. $29.1K
    Trump did not say "Israel" or "Israeli" during his Midterm Rally in Alaska.