Will / Did

Thursday, October 1, 2026

121,650,445 USD in trading volume across this poem's underlying markets.

  1. $366.4K
    Bitcoin did not dip to seventy-seven thousand dollars on September thirtieth.
  2. $25.2M
    BNB did not dip to six hundred dollars in September.
  3. $8.3K
    Four (or more) North Korea tests did not happen in September twenty twenty-six.
  4. $99
    "Iran" did end up in the headlines this week.
  5. $16.6K
    Ethereum did reach two thousand seven hundred dollars September twenty-eighth to October fourth.
  6. $37.8M
    Bitcoin did go up, October first, one twenty in the morning-one twenty-five in the morning, Eastern time.
  7. $1.3K
    Serbia did not call its presidential election by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  8. $238.3K
    Russia did not test a nuclear weapon by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  9. $24.1K
    No AI model did reach one thousand five hundred fifty Overall Arena Score by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  10. $1.5M
    Samuel Alito did not announce his retirement by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  11. $423.9K
    OpenAI did not announce another Millennium Prize solution by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  12. $1.7K
    Anwar Ibrahim did not cease to be Prime Minister of Malaysia by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  13. $170.4K
    Trump did not meet with Putin by September thirtieth.
  14. $6.9K
    Brazil did not ban Discord by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  15. $1.5M
    Lauren Boebert did not resign by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  16. $345
    Hung Cao did not get confirmed as Secretary of the Navy by September thirtieth.
  17. $6.5K
    SpaceX did have fewer than twelve launches in September twenty twenty-six.
  18. $5.6M
    US did not announce end of Iranian blockade by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  19. $4.2K
    Anthropic did not report another AI sandbox escape by September thirtieth.
  20. $499.7K
    Iran did not charge Hormuz fees by September thirtieth.
  21. $12.3K
    Elon Musk's net worth did not end up between eight hundred billion dollars and nine hundred billion dollars on September thirtieth.
  22. $37.7K
    Trump did not meet with Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in September twenty twenty-six.
  23. $123.7K
    Trump did not meet with Benjamin Netanyahu in September twenty twenty-six.
  24. $16.6K
    US did not impose new sanctions on China by September thirtieth.
  25. $916
    Canada did not impose Welland Canal toll on US ships by September thirtieth.
  26. $2.9M
    The Iranian regime did not fall by September thirtieth.
  27. $299.9K
    Elon did not tweet one thousand one hundred sixty to one thousand one hundred ninety-nine times in September twenty twenty-six.
  28. $147
    OpenAI did not announce that it has resumed training on September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  29. $579
    Trump did not praise Allah again by September thirtieth.
  30. $106.8K
    Changpeng Zhao (CZ) did not post about $LAPTOP by September thirtieth.
  31. $22.2K
    Sam Altman did not sign the Pacing the Frontier statement by September thirtieth.
  32. $6.3K
    The next Prime Minister of Romania did not get appointed by September thirtieth.
  33. $780
    OpenAI did not resume training by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  34. $165.6K
    Was there no next Google Gemini Pro model release by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six? Yes.
  35. $40.5K
    Anthropic's initial public offering did not occur in September twenty twenty-six (ET).
  36. $174.4K
    Netanyahu did not drop out of Israel election by September thirtieth.
  37. $17.1K
    Jessica Tisch did not end up out as New York City Police Commissioner by September thirtieth.
  38. $7.2M
    The US did not confirm that aliens exist by September thirtieth.
  39. $2.6K
    The US House did not pass a bill restricting military aid to Israel by September thirtieth.
  40. $2.2K
    Trump did not name an AI czar by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  41. $173.3K
    Were Farsi, Hengam, Hormuz or Kharg Island no longer under Iranian control by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six? No.
  42. $3.6M
    Slingshot did not launch a token by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  43. $974
    The chopsticks did not catch SpaceX Starship by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  44. $3.3K
    The Senate did not pass a reconciliation bill by September thirtieth.
  45. $221.6K
    The US did not announce a diesel export ban by September thirtieth.
  46. $1.9K
    The US Senate did not pass at least twenty billion dollars in supplemental War Funding by September thirtieth.
  47. $693
    Mamdani did not visit the White House by September thirtieth.
  48. $5.3M
    Russia did not enter Krasnopillya by September thirtieth.
  49. $17.4K
    Russia did not capture the Royal Café Alex in Kostyantynivka by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  50. $1.9M
    Russia did not capture all of Stepnohirsk by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  51. $228.3K
    The next Google Gemini Pro model did not get released by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  52. $19.1K
    Lula did not flip Bolsonaro for Brazil president by September thirtieth.
  53. $4.8K
    At least three thousand seven hundred (or more) measles cases in the U.S. did not happen by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  54. $1.4M
    Ted Cruz did not post twenty to thirty-nine posts from September twenty-ninth to October sixth, twenty twenty-six.
  55. $295.1K
    Israel did not withdraw from Lebanon by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  56. $197.1K
    US did not announce withdrawal from Al Udeid Air Base by September thirtieth.
  57. $7.1K
    Max Miller did not drop out of the OH-seven race by September thirtieth.
  58. $163.2K
    Russia did not announce a new forced mobilization by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  59. $16.7K
    Trump did not issue an AI Safety Executive Order by September thirtieth.
  60. $26.8K
    Trump did not ban more news outlets from White House by September thirtieth.
  61. $2.5K
    Trump did not try to fire Powell as Fed Board Member by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  62. $20.0K
    Israeli forces did not withdraw from beyond the Litani River by September thirtieth.
  63. $29.9K
    Clavicular did not get arrested by September thirtieth.
  64. $8.7K
    Lula did not announce the nomination of an individual for Minister of the Supreme Federal Court of Brazil by September thirtieth.
  65. $298
    Microsoft did not release a new MAI thinking model by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  66. $5.2K
    Saudi airspace did not get closed by September thirtieth.
  67. $1.1K
    Courts did not block Mamdani's grocery stores by September thirtieth.
  68. $538
    Trump did say "Boom" or "Booming" this week.
  69. $35.6K
    Claude did not go down eight to ten times in September.
  70. $194.4K
    Russia and Ukraine did not hold any diplomatic meeting by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  71. $47.4K
    Lana Del Rey did not release a new album by September thirtieth.
  72. $606
    Was there no Codex weekly usage limit reset in the week of September twenty-eighth? No.
  73. $2.1K
    Trump did not lower tariffs on Canada by September thirtieth.
  74. $29.5K
    GitHub's longest critical incident in September twenty twenty-six did not end up at least twelve hours.
  75. $22.3K
    Will it rain in Philadelphia, PA on October second?
  76. $744.7K
    Will Amazon (AMZN) go up, on October second?
  77. $47.7K
    Will S&P five hundred (SPY) close above seven hundred seventy-five dollars on October second?
  78. $37.2K
    The Danube River did not return to normal levels between September fifteenth and September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  79. $5.2K
    The first Atlantic hurricane did not form between September twenty-sixth and September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  80. $15.9K
    Did no Atlantic hurricane form in September twenty twenty-six? Yes.
  81. $7.9K
    Accenture (ACN) did beat quarterly earnings.
  82. $4.0M
    Will the highest temperature in Toronto be nineteen degrees on October third?
  83. $33.9K
    Will Delaware have D four (Exceptional Drought) this week?
  84. $7.2K
    Will fifty-five percent (or more) of Cattle inventory be in D one-D four drought this week?
  85. $6.3M
    Meta Platforms, Inc. (META) did hit a low of seven hundred sixty dollars in October.
  86. $4.4K
    Will the highest geomagnetic storm level on October second be G one?
  87. $7.8K
    SK hynix (SKHY) did hit a low of one hundred eighty-three dollars in the week of September twenty-eighth, twenty twenty-six.
  88. $20.3K
    Will Donald Trump publicly insult someone on October sixth, twenty twenty-six?
  89. $81.0K
    Will Donald Trump publicly insult Jerome Powell by October thirty-first, twenty twenty-six?
  90. $1.4K
    Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) did hit a low of two hundred forty-eight dollars in October.
  91. $5.1K
    Mamdani did wear a yarmulke by the end of Channukah.
  92. $824
    Five to six states did not end up in D four (Exceptional Drought) this week.
  93. $204.2K
    Will "Resident Evil" third Weekend Box Office be between thirteen million and fourteen million?
  94. $29.3K
    Will "Heart of the Beast" second Weekend Box Office be less than seven million?
  95. $63.7K
    Will "A Different World: Season one" be the number two global Netflix show this week?
  96. $73.5K
    Will "The Widower: 'Til Death Do Us Part" be the number two US Netflix movie this week?
  97. $36.5K
    Ukraine did not re-enter Obratne or Temyrivka by September thirtieth.
  98. $30.9K
    A power grid emergency in California did not happen before October first.
  99. $4.4M
    Will the price of XRP be between one dollars and one point one dollars on October eighth?
  100. $9.9K
    Will Trump pardon anyone by October thirty-first?
  101. $177.6K
    London did not have between thirty-forty mm of precipitation in September.
  102. $68.2K
    Meta Platforms, Inc. (META) did hit a low of seven hundred thirty dollars in the week of September twenty-eighth, twenty twenty-six.
  103. $17.8K
    The peak wind gust in Wellington did not end up eighty-nine km/h or below in September.
  104. $751
    US did not announce Cuba oil sanction relief by September thirtieth.
  105. $9.0K
    Gérard Larcher did get reelected as President of the French Senate.
  106. $165.0K
    MrBeast Gaming's next video did not get between twenty-nine and a half and thirty million views on day five.
  107. $3.3K
    The U.S. thirty-year Fixed-Rate Mortgage did hit a high of seven and a quarter percent by December thirty-first, twenty twenty-six.
  108. $11.7K
    Will Amber Glenn be eliminated in week four of Dancing With The Stars: Season thirty-five?
  109. $140
    US did not announce yen intervention by September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  110. $583
    Bryan Johnson did not have sex again by September thirtieth.
  111. $1.4K
    Will Trump say "Million" or "Billion" or "Trillion" thirty (or more) times during his Midterm Rally in Alabama?
  112. $254.8K
    Epic Games' valuation did not hit a high of fifteen billion dollars by September thirtieth.
  113. $31.8K
    Neuralink did not have the second highest private market valuation on September thirtieth.
  114. $657
    ByteDance did not have the greatest valuation growth in September twenty twenty-six.
  115. $12.2K
    The biggest earthquake on September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six did not end up five point nine to six.
  116. $3.0M
    Was Perim Island no longer under Houthi control by September thirtieth? No.
  117. $17.6K
    Will Choi-wan peak at severe tropical storm grade or weaker?
  118. $24.8K
    Will Choi-wan peak as a Strong typhoon?
  119. $1.4M
    Meta (META) did close above seven hundred twenty dollars on October first.
  120. $980
    Elon Musk did not post zero to nineteen tweets in October twenty twenty-six.
  121. $33.7K
    Ethereum did not end up above two thousand seven hundred thirty on October first, five in the afternoon, Eastern time.
  122. $70.4K
    Concrete FDV did end up above fifty million dollars one day after launch.
  123. $40.8K
    The Ornn A one hundred Index did not end up at least one and a half dollars on September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  124. $150.7K
    The Ornn A one hundred Index did end up between zero and three quarters dollars and one dollars on September thirtieth, twenty twenty-six.
  125. $416.2K
    S&P five hundred (SPX) did go up, on October first.
  126. $5.5K
    Will "Obsolete" be said during the first Joe Rogan Experience of the week of October fifth?
  127. $494
    Will no Rogan episode air?
  128. $116
    The earnings call did air.
  129. $737.9K
    The total domestic gross for Spider-Man: Brand New Day did not end up at least nine hundred seventy million by September thirtieth.
  130. $1.4K
    Will the thirty-year Treasury yield hit five point six seven percent in October?
  131. $917
    Trump's remarks at Peterbilt Motors Company did air.
  132. $610
    Trump did say "Through the Roof" in October.
  133. $135.9K
    WTI Crude Oil (WTI) did close above eighty-seven dollars on October first.
  134. $17.6K
    Trump did say "Egg" in October.
  135. $2.1K
    Nike did say "Hybrid" during earnings call.
  136. $76.0K
    Trump did say "Job" twenty (or more) times during his remarks at Peterbilt Motors Company.
  137. $5.1K
    Nashville, TN did not face tornado risk on October first.
  138. $15.3K
    Matt Orlando did win the twenty twenty-six Chandler mayoral election.
  139. $2.1K
    Trump's Midterm Rally in Oklahoma did air.
  140. $144.2K
    Rome Seymour did not win Big Brother season twenty-eight.
  141. $96.2K
    Melody Morris did not come in second-place on Big Brother season twenty-eight.
  142. $589
    Donald Trump did visit Oklahoma in twenty twenty-six.